Hippie Crippler

Hands down the greatest name for a marijuana strain, ever. The imagery is just fantastic. This is a hybrid of Blue Satellite and AK-47 that actually kinda seems to be a more subdued strain. It produces a uplifting euphoria, but its real power is the medical benefits: it relieves headaches, pain, stress, nausea, and anxiety pretty evenly across the board. So realistically, it’s the furthest thing from something that would cripple a hippie, but the creativity is much appreciated.